Chant Contest!
I am currently looking into organizing what will be the first of (sadly) many Where Is Scott Brown’s Birth Certificate rallies. I want to make sure that everything is in place before hand, however. According Rules For Radicals, protests that do not have catchy chants rarely succeed.
So, I’d like to open it up to you, the owners of “The People’s Seat” to use your creativity for the greater good and come up with some really good chants we can use! This will be fun!
Of course, I can’t enter but here’s one I tossed off to get everyone started!
That’s not all
That’s not it
We want Scott Brown’s birth certificate!
Pretty catchy!
Anyway – the way it’ll work is
Write your chant
Post it in the comment section
After a week or so, I’ll put up a poll so we can vote on it
I’ll be working on some kind of prize but, honestly, I’m not sure what it will be.
STAY STRONG!

Hey! Hey!
Ho! Ho!
Your birth certificate, you’ve got to show!
WONDERFUL!
Birthday suit
Ain’t documentation
That you were born in
Our great nation
PURE GOLD!
“Was he born or was he hatched?”
I’m not Alex Jones, but there are no stupid questions. All he has to do is produce the LFBC and this will all go awy.
Ho ho!
Hey hey!
We can’t think of anything smarter to say!
HAHA! It’s always good to keep things light especially in the face of such a danger to the US. But don’t lose sight of the goal!
Good Luck with this one. Maybe he was born in Kenya no was it Hawaii? Was his dad black and his mom white no, wait maybe the other way around. Is Scott half black or half white? Is he african American or is he…wait are you a moron?
Prove there’s no Caper,
Show us the Paper.
Amazing! Succinct and catchy!
What the heck is a long form birth certificate? I think you’d be very disappointed in mine which is not from MA and is very short!
A long form birth certificate is longer than a short form birth certificate and so it’s got more information and easier-to-read letters. That’s why it’s so important!
Not every state has long form birth certificates and not every birth has an attending physician, in the 1960’s in VT (where I was born) home births were common.